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August 14th, 2011

Who the heck knows why I never update the news page on this website; I probably should do it more often. I suppose because not a lot of new things happen, or I don't know what's noteworthy.

I should just start telling stories here.

Here's a story:

Last weekend, I was making metas'mores for a family of mice. The mice were outraged that I did not serve a variety of dipping sauces on the side, and returned to their home under the sea. I wanted to follow them to apologise, but I lack the special gills that mice use to breathe underwater.